Thursday, 29 May 2014

My woman on the side.

I have a confession to make. I'm two timing Mr.Man. I have a woman on the side. She is awesome and I'm in love. Aaaah. Spring and young love. Please meet Ms Mandy Diana.

I've wanted an adjustable dress form since forever and now I finally have one. My old dress form just didn't cut it. It's was too small. Sure, it's okay to showcase my clothes, but if you look at pictures of garments I've made for the average customer, the clothes are too big and look like crap. I've even decided not to bother to take pictures of some of the projects because they were WAY too big and looked like I threw a bed sheet over the dress form.

So one day, after a long time flirting with the pictures of the dress form online, I ordered it. Like a mail order bride. And after waiting for a torturous week, one morning there was a doorbell. A courier was behind my door. With my wife. She looked so tempting in that box. So I dropped everything I was doing and started to undress her. I felt like a kid on Christmas morning.

After I got her out of her box and assembled her in five minutes, she looked better in real life(how many times can you say that in real life). I started to play with her and pushed all her buttons and she worked really well. She's size 42-50(which means she's dress form Diana B) and I'm thinking of getting her sisters Diana A(34-42) and Diana C(44-52)(I'me going to make my own show of sister wives, haha). But that's the future. Right now I'm happy with just having Mandy. Oooh Mandy(*hum in the tune of Barry Manilow's music*)


  1. Congratulations for you and Mandy. Only another sewist could possibly understand--and I do. Can't wait until the day when I get a 'significant other'. It's on my list. :)

    1. Thank you.
      I hope you find your true love soon :)